ConstiToonies

Once upon a time, WDW’s Hall of the Presidents was an E-ticket attraction. Eventually, however, three dozen or so animatronic Presidents couldn’t outweigh the attraction’s value as an air conditioned midafternoon napping venue (although for a while the Muppets providing some American history entertainment outside the venue did manage to perk things up a bit). Nevertheless, the show goes on, and has recently reopened highlighting the 47th Commander-In-Chief, AKA Making America Great Again, Again, AKA Why Didn’t He Make America Great the First Time, AKA Donald (spelled correctly) J. Trump. We here at CHQ maintain that his animatronic version is a pretty miserable likeness, but then again, we here at CHQ maintain that pretty much everything about the man is pretty miserable. But we are Disney park fans, so we present here, for the sake of those who would rather get stuck in “it’s a small world” for seven hours than watch Presidential robots for even five minutes, the updated program....

constitoonies.blogspot.com just learned that Trump Mobile has dropped the claim that TrumpiePhone is made in the USA. Nevertheless, we’re sure that not buying one will be perceived of as unpatriotic, un-American and, worst of all, possibly Canadian. You’ve been warned.    

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

We like a good Blues Brothers reference as much as the next person, and Trump probably does get the reference if not the irony, and perhaps Jake and Elwood would be MAGA bros from the get-go—one never knows. But the Pepe the Frog standing on the sidewalk there… Did the Trumpster not see it when he posted this? Does he not get that particular reference? Or is he admitting that he is all in on it?   It is the legendary riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma, served with frim fram sauce and shafafa on the side.   From The NY Times :       In the Oval Office one day last week, President Trump renewed his no-holds-barred attack on the nation’s oldest university. “They’re totally antisemitic at Harvard,” he declared.      Just 10 hours later, he posted an image of himself striding down a street with the caption, “He’s on a mission from God and nothing can stop what is coming.” Shown in the shadows, watching with approval, was a cartoon figure...