#258 In which here a Trump, there a Trump, everywhere a Trump Trump
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#248 In which we find a new use for an old parking lot
As soon as it was announced, we here at ConstiToonies HQ felt a moral obligation to download the White House App to keep track of our Supreme Leader. This was much as we originally felt a moral obligation to follow His Mightiness on Truth Social. But every time we come close to messing up our phones with these Doorways to Trumpiness, we get cold feet and go running back to Disney Solitaire. It’s not that we don’t trust these apps; it’s just that, well, we don’t trust these apps. There are plenty of responsible journalists out there taking the hit so that we can cling to their coattails. We applaud their stamina, or as we called it in high school, their testical fortitude. But we admit it: we do not share it. And we know it’s a little late, but we feel that a picture of the Easter Bunny and the man we think of as the Keister Bunny was too precious to resist. Apparently the man of wealth and taste kept the Easter morning egg-hunting kiddies riveted with his tales of Joe Biden and t...
#246 In which Elmer Fudd continues to think it’s rabbit season, or maybe duck season, or maybe just whole civilization dying tonight season
In times of distress, one tends to avert one eyes and try to find the good news in all of this. Like Artemis II, which has lifted many hearts. Although perhaps not the heart (?) of the man of wealth and taste. His failed FY26 budget eyed $6 billion in cuts to space science. His FY27 budget proposes a similar cut. “To the moon, Alice…” (By the way, ConstiToonies is going on a short hiatus. Pending Armageddon, we will be back next week.)
#242 In which we reassure the American people that gas isn’t as expensive as they think it is, that we are in productive talks to end the war, and Europe can go take a long walk off a short pier
In other news: Thus spake Trump: “We love Pam, and she will be transitioning to a much needed and important new job in the private sector, to be announced at a date in the near future.” Missing from this comment was the announcement of the installation of a new revolving door in the cabinet room. BoingBoing: “A whistleblower claims the Trump Justice Department effectively eliminated the government's only office dedicated to preventing hate crimes and community violence, cutting it from 57 staff to just one.” This will be the kind of thing we’ll miss under much-loved Bondi’s regime. Author Maris Kreizman: “H.R. 7661 is a bill brought by House Representative Mary Miller (Republican, Illinois) that seeks to remove any book that ‘involves gender dysphoria or transgenderism’ from public schools in the entire United States. Seventeen of Miller’s colleagues in the House have cosigned it.” This will certainly make teaching a lot easier when Melania’s Robot Educational Brigade takes over. A...
