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#269 In which My Country Tis of What???

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The Trump Administration wants federal employees to sign nondisclosure agreements, read a recent headline. We here at ConstiToonies think think this is about as likely as it is legal, but we do wonder what the government is up to that it thinks it needs to keep secret in, say, the department of education or RFKJr’s department of anti-vaccination. Government by the people, of the people and for the people, on a need to know basis? In other news, they’re going to try to slap Trump’s grim visage on the $250 bill, the one most people use nowadays to fill up their gas tanks, although we believe that the three-dollar bill would have been more appropriate. We also read about RFK Junior’s adventures in snake-handling—he’s quite adept at it, no doubt as he is in constant need of more of their oil. And Pete Megadeth has just struck the women and non-whites from the Navy promotion list, thus, if we remember correctly, giving them parity (probably not the right word) with the Army. “Thank you for ...

#268 In which we venture inside a cabinet meeting

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#267 In which Kash Patel, fresh from snorkeling in Pearl Harbor, heads to the Strait of Hormuz with his scuba gear

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