#86 From the Bury Your Neck in the Sand files:

 

Yes, “Dr. Oz, who oversees Medicare and Medicaid for the Trump administration, offered to relocate the doomed birds to his 900-acre ranch in Florida.” 

In other news, “the Trump administration has [canceled] a nearly $600-million contract to the drugmaker Moderna that was intended to develop a shot for humans against bird flu.” 

Same newspaper, different articles.