#115 I’m just a (AI) girl who can’t say no.

To quote Boing Boing, “Trump went to Pennsylvania earlier this week and told a crowd that his late uncle John, a legendary MIT professor, once said to him that the Unabomber ‘was seriously good at correcting people.’ The only problem: John Trump died in 1985, Kaczynski wasn't unmasked until 1996, and — perhaps most inconvenient of all — Kaczynski never went to MIT.” Otherwise, we guess it was all true. 

Meanwhile, we here at ConstiToonies HQ were having trouble figuring out how the non-existent Epstein papers, whatever they are, could be released, or not released, or whatever they’re going to do with them, until Trump claimed they were the handiwork of none other than “Crooked Hillary.” We haven’t heard the former Secretary of State blamed for anything in quite a while, and it made us feel slightly nostalgic. Obviously Donnie is rolling out the big guns in preparation for whatever the Epstein papers, if they exist, actually say, if they say anything at all, or not, or whatever the case may be. No wonder the magabros are burning their hats.