#116 Schadenfreude alert!

GrabAGun, your online source of 5.56 mm, lightweight, air-cooled, magazine-fed, shoulder-fired AR-15s (which despite appearances are merely semiautomatic), the American Tactical Omni Hybrid Maxx Battle Field Green 5.56 / .223 Rem 7.5" Barrel 60-Rounds (apparently intended for deer hunters suddenly surrounded by 60 wild bucks), and discount Walther PPKs (just like James Bond, who I hesitantly point out is not a real person), just went public. And immediately tanked (no pun intended). This would not be newsworthy aside from the fact that this is DJT-Jr’s latest anti-woke venture, and we here at ConstiToonies HQ, who seldom find ourselves in need of a readily available online firearm, think it couldn’t happen to a more deserving [expletive deleted].

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