#117 Make America Pregnant Again

 A Truth [sic] Social post from yesterday: “The Washington ‘Whatever’s’ should IMMEDIATELY change their name back to the Washington Redskins Football Team. There is a big clamoring for this.” 

This raises a couple of questions. First of all, doesn’t Trump have, you know, enough actual presidential work to keep him busy? And second, we here at ConstiToonies HQ, a hotbed of random whininess, haven’t heard even the slightest hint of these big clamorings, so where is all this alleged racket coming from? Trump is also going after the Cleveland Guardians, nee Indians. We do have our own feeling that Guardians sounds a little, well, defensive, as compared to Commanders, which implies In Charge of the Ball at All Times. On the other hand, we would’t object to making it the Cleveland Guardians of the Galaxy. We can hear the cheer from the stands even now: “Ooga-Chaka Ooga-Ooga / Ooga-Chaka Ooga-Ooga / Ooga-Chaka Ooga-Ooga / Ooga-Chaka Ooga-Ooga.”

Football season must be just around the corner.