#119 Beef tallow for the teeming millions! Or, take two kales and call me in the morning.

The convicted felon impeached in 2021 for incitement of insurrection has been busy this week trying to prove to everyone that “there’s nothing to see here.” He’s accused all the usual suspects, i.e., Democrats going back to Andrew Jackson, of everything from treason to farting in the White House pool, and he’s apparently decided to add Dr. King to his ever growing enemies list. (Move over, Rosie O’Donnell.) To quote Al Sharpton, “Trump releasing the MLK assassination files is not about transparency or justice. It’s a desperate attempt to distract people from the firestorm engulfing Trump over the Epstein files and the public unraveling of his credibility among the MAGA base.” We here at ConstiToonies HQ, ever the rosy-eyed optimists, had gone into this believing that, indeed, there probably was nothing to see here, but we are starting to believe that the prexy doth protest too much. After all, suing the WSJ for $10 billion for, get this, harming his reputation, has to be the brick that breaks the camel’s back. Reputation? Donald Trump? Seriously?