#128 Bring me the head of the messenger!

The idea that Trump should get the Nobel peace prize simply won’t go away, at least among magabros (pronounced man-GAH-broes). Of course, it all started when Obama got the award, given in recognition of his not being George W. Bush. SInce then, Trump, who also isn’t George W. Bush, has been grumbling under—and over—his breath, “Where’s mine?” The magabros are now pushing for their man to get the economics Nobel as well, thanks apparently to his one-handed destruction of much of the world economy in a single blow. There are 6 Nobels altogether, and we here at ConstiToonies HQ think we could make all this talk go away by awarding all of them to Trump in the same year. If “Silence of the Lambs” could do it with the oscars, why not Trump with the Alfreds? Physics and chemistry are a lock given the administration’s take on science, with special credit for denial that global warming even exists. As for medicine, we’re sure the folks pushing for RFK, Jr., would step aside this one year to let his boss take the honors. Peace of course acknowledges his ending of the conflicts in Gaza and Ukraine on the day he took office. And, finally, who hasn’t read “The Art of the Deal” without rising and in one voice calling: “Author! Author!” 

Think we’re kidding? As they say in France, après Dylan, le déluge.




Comments

Post a Comment

Popular posts from this blog

#124 Parks and Bloviation

Image
Trump’s visit to the UK was the usual collection of press conference blathering and warnings that the windmills are attacking the whales and remarking in surprise how well all the natives speak English, but it also brought us the proof of what hitherto had only been common chitchat: the man cheats at golf. You can see all the common chitchat with a simple Google search, and most of it is pretty entertaining, but you can also now see a video of a caddy earning his princely tip by conveniently dropping a fresh ball away from the rough so the Chief Executive can get a clear shot of it. A couple of things about this are notable. First, Trump himself doesn’t do the actual ball manipulation; he has his caddy do it for him. And second, he cheats at golf in Scotland. Scotland! This is like eating Kraft Macaroni and Cheese in Italy, or not eating poutine in Canada. It is an insult to the core essence of the country. But, then again, it is Donald I-think-I’ll-give-myself-a-three-on-that-last-hol...
Read more

#162 In which Cocoapo Kracie Tokishakuyaku Powder Tablets remain questionable

Image
Any suggested limit on firearms, maybe things like universal background checks, turn our thinking and praying politicians into raging action heroes. However, the Trump administration, the last people you would expect to take our guns from our cold dead hands, is considering—FINALLY—a ban, albeit limited, on firearms. They are looking at making America great again by banning transgender folks from owning firearms.   Oliver Clothzoff, from this year’s Great British Baking Show was unavailable for comment.
Read more