#130 Bow, then kiss the ring, or if he turns his derriere to you, kiss that.

People are always asking the Constitoonies staff, Where do you get your bland, run-of-the-mill cartoons, and why don’t they ever seem to match your editorial content? To answer the second question first, they do match, but it requires a bit of squinting on the part of the beholder, so the problem is you and not us. (We will admit, however, that today’s cartoon is a leftover that we just hated to see going to waste.) 

As for the first question, we have been cleverly availing ourselves of the otherwise idle cartooning talent waiting to be deported from Alligator Alcatraz. The raping terrorist drug pushers there have plenty of time on their hands, and they’re happy to help us out. Feel free to send them notes of encouragement if you enjoy their work. 




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