#131 Five will get you ten, or eleven, or maybe 600 percent, or maybe even money on the third race at Saratoga.

After the usual gratuitous attacks last week (was it that long ago?) on Obama, Beyoncé, Oprah, Rutherford B. Hayes and God knows who else, our Chief Executive who apparently has little or nothing to do in his day job, has now chimed in on earth-shattering issue of American Eagle dungarees. “Sydney Sweeney, a registered Republican, has the HOTTEST ad out there.” he exclaimed on Truth [sic] Social. “Go get ‘em Sydney!”

Sydney Sweeney’s chromosomes were unavailable for comment.




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