#132 You’re the One That I Want

Up On the (White House) Roof

When D.E.I. starts getting me down

And Jeffrey E’s too much for me to face

I suddenly appear on the roof of this mound

And even Nancy P drifts into space

On the roof, it's peaceful as can be

I’m all alone (‘cept for security)

Let me tell you now

When climate change leaves me tired and beat

I go up where the air’s still fresh and sweet (up on the roof)

I get away from my cabinet crowd

That loony bin of mediocrity (up on the roof)

On the roof, the only place I know

Where signing exec orders makes it so (up on the roof)

At night the stars put on a show for free

And soon my Golden Dome will protect me

I keep a-tellin' you

Right smack dab in the heart of D.C.

I've found a paradise that's RINO proof (up on the roof)

And if Melania ever shows up again 

There's room enough for two

Up on the roof (up on the roof)

Up on the roof (up on the roof)

Oh, come on, baby (up on the roof)

Oh, come on, honey (up on the roof)

Everything is all right (up on the roof)





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