#140 As Vincent van Gogh once said, albeit in Dutch, the only good artist is an American artist

It’s been a long time since we sat around the ConstiToonies campfire singing “Sister Susie's Sewing Shirts for Soldiers,” but, patriots that we are, we totally support our brave lads—in Trump’s America, it’s definitely lads, as the ladies are too busy having Great American babies—fighting for our freedom on M St NW. At the moment, their enemies are imaginary, and we can only hope that there won’t be another bloody uprising like the one on 1/6/2021, that last real serious criminal event in our nation’s capitol. We were contemplating putting together some CARE packages to remind the boys of home, but we understand that between Uncle Chips on North Capitol St and Baked & Wired on Thomas Jefferson St, our GIs will be able to get all the cookies they want any time they want them. In the meanwhile: USA!!! USA!!!