#141 The Kennedy Curse (2025 edition) says he’s not planning to run in ’28. (He did not say that he was not running, just that he was not planning.)

We here at ConstiToonies HQ usually have our ears to the ground, our eyes on the ball, and our noses to the grindstone, but we have to admit that we were unaware of 45/47’s official “eyes and ears” in Hollywood, namely, Rocky Sly Rambo, Joe Buck, and Oscar winner Mel Gibson (the Israeli people’s choice). This was brought to our attention when the man of wealth and taste announced the next Kennedy Center honorees. Apparently the award recipients are his own personal picks after he spent countless hours eliminating the “wokesters” from the contenders. (Our Commander-in-Chief is one busy man.) The self-described “king of ratings” will be hosting the event at the venue that has previously run a “Marxist anti-police performance” and “lesbian-only Shakespeare.” As for the latter, we would have thought the President would be all in on a girl-on-girl Titus Andronicus, but what do we know? Himself perhaps might even be emceeing the evening. Those who fear that the event will sully the venue even further than those lesbian Bardettes, turning the proceedings into a singalong of Kiss’s “Beth” with Trump at the podium conducting the Mar-a-Lago Pops Orchestra, we can set your minds at rest. The highest possible decorum will be maintained: “We’re going to redo the grass with the finest grasses,” Trump has promised. 

‘Nuff said.