#142 “The Art of the Deal” by Vladimir Putin

From the 8/17 NY Times: “Trump Bows to Putin’s Approach on Ukraine: No Cease-Fire, Deadlines or Sanctions.”

We here at ConstiToonies HQ are shocked—SHOCKED!




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