#144 I know why the caged bird isn’t on the shelf anymore

“I am going to lead a movement to get rid of MAIL-IN BALLOTS.” 

Just as an aside, sometimes we feel like we’re missing something with Trump’s use of all-caps, much like we feel that we’re missing something with the use of boldface in Mary Worth comic strips—we just can’t figure out the why of them, as they don’t always emphasize anything worth emphasizing. (Mary Worth, by the way, is ConstiToonies’ recommended reading when you can’t take another word about Donald Trump.) 

“We are now the only Country in the World that uses Mail-In Voting.” 

Just as an aside, there are over 30 countries that allow mail-in voting, but they’re probably on Trump’s list of shithole countries, so they don’t count. 

And just as another aside, sometimes we also feel like we’re missing something with Trump’s use of random capitalization. Maybe it has something to do with his German heritage, as that language does similarly capitalize words at the drop of a hat.

“It’s impossible to have mail-in voting and have honest elections.” 

Just as an aside, both Donald and Melania Trump voted by mail-in ballot in the 2020 election.