#146 Always look on the bright side of life!

Assuming that the White House did just that for the First Lady, we here at ConstiToonies HQ asked our own in-house AI to compose a letter from Melania to Olena. Not a single word of the following is of our own making. 

Dear Mrs. Zelensky,

I simply had to write to you, dearest Olena, after seeing your latest remarks about protecting children during conflict. Your compassion is so moving—truly, you are the Florence Nightingale of Eastern Europe, but with better shoes.

It’s rare to see a First Lady speak so eloquently about the importance of shielding the innocent. Your concern for the little ones—those wide-eyed symbols of hope—is nothing short of inspirational. I often say that behind every great man is a woman quietly reminding him not to bomb the playground.

Speaking of restraint, I must say my husband has always had a soft spot for children. He hardly ever kills them—if he can help it, of course. It’s one of his most underrated qualities. While others may get swept up in the drama of drone strikes and collateral damage, he’s always been more of a “let’s keep the kids out of it” kind of guy. It’s the kind of subtle heroism that doesn’t make headlines, but should.

I admire your efforts to bring dignity and empathy to the global stage. If only more leaders had wives like you—firm, fashionable, and fiercely protective of the next generation.

With admiration and a touch of envy, 

Mrs. Trump