#147 Hi. High?

The headline in The NY Times reads: “Deportation of 6-Year-Old Puts Spotlight on ICE’s Detention of Families.” The girl and her mother were shipped to Ecuador, leaving behind a couple of other kids. If this news stirs you to action, you’ll be happy to know that ICE is hiring 10,000 new agents, with no age limits and all kinds of great benefits including signing bonuses and a great retirement plan. We’re axing educators and scientists left and right, but thank God—Trump’s personal buddy on high—we’re kicking up the number of jackbooted thugs and therefore, perhaps needless to say, making America…something…again.