#153 Hey, she got the way to move me…She got the way to groove me

Today’s Musk-scented quiz:

1 Why did Elon call his new venture Macrohard?

A) Assmagazine, Sammouthedthewords and Coyoteconn didn’t come as trippingly on the tongue. 

B) It’s his nickname for his naughty bits

C) “The Trump Organization” was already taken

2 Ghislaine claims to have first met Elon at whose birthday party?

A) Rosie (Public Enemy #1) O’Donnell

B) Sergey (Born in Moscow) Brin

C) Barack (Born in Kenya) Obama

D) Crooked Hillary (Concocted in an underground meth lab somewhere) Clinton

3 Tesla’s Cyberbeast (i.e., that hideous looking truck) is now:

A) Free for the asking in most countries

B) A deathtrap, because when other drivers see it on the road they all want to kill themselves

C) $114,990 cheap

Answers: 

1 - All of the above

2 - Probably B, but considering who made the claim, who knows?

3 - C, although answer B will also be accepted, and answer A is due any time now