#154 In which we fail to see the attraction

When he isn’t agonizing over the Cracker Barrel logo, polling his Cabinet of Curiosities about whether they should gild the ceiling of the cabinet room, or sending battle-scarred troops into war zones (AKA American cities in blue states) to arrest jaywalkers, the man of wealth and taste has been urging Republican governors to redistrict in order to guarantee a congressional majority. We here at ConstiToonies HQ remember a time not so long ago when you had to win elections to get into office. Now you just have to win redistricting arguments in the courts. (By the way, this I redistricting business is only legal for Republicans. When Democrats do it it’s undermining the very core of our democracy.)

America. What a country!