#164 In which we fail to mention his drag work in Bosom Buddies

Never doubt that the ConstiToonies research team is on the case. When the news hit that Major General Gagnon was being nominated to become a 3-star lieutenant general, we discovered that: “The Space Force is a distinct military service with just under 10,000 uniformed Guardians.” Guardians? All right. We can live with that. On the spaceforce.mil website we learned that the Guardians were expected to maintain “a professional military appearance through a standardized and distinctive uniform, pride in personal appearance, and adherence to standards of neatness, cleanliness, safety, uniformity and military image.” Further research uncovered that the same standardized distinctiveness was required of Disneyland employees back in the 1960s. So if a Guardian washes out of the force, we now know that there will always be work available captaining on the Jungle Cruise.

We were, however. unable to find on the site any mention of the “US Space Force Combat Forces” that will be General Gagnon’s command. Despite the repetitious nature of it, we are rather taken with the idea of Space Force Combat Forces. Combat Forces fits in well with our Pete Megadeath’s new Department of Kickass. Gas up your TIE fighters, Guardians. There’s a war a ragin’ and we’re a gonna win it. Set your lasers on Obliterate! Next stop, Chicago!