#167 In which down under gets problematic

Hillary Clinton—you might remember her as a former First Lady of Arkansas—has apparently been doing some arithmetic in her spare time. She has recently warned that Obergefell v. Hodges is in danger of being overturned, and while our initial reaction was “Na’ah,” when we did our own arithmetic and saw that 3 of the 4 dissenters are still on the court while 3 of the remainder of the court don’t exactly strike us as gay-rights friendly, we wonder if maybe she has a point. After all, this administration isn’t exactly great defenders of human rights either, especially the human rights of Democrats and other radical perverts, so maybe anything is possible. Hillary’s recommendation was that couples considering tying the knot get themselves to the altar (or, well, City Hall) at their earliest convenience. This is probably good advice, and we’ll be giving our hard-working staff this Friday off just in case they want to make their various lusts legal while they still can. 

Anything else to report, Hillary?