#171 In which we play Battleship with Pete Megadeath

James Uthmeier, Florida’s attorney general, announced on X on Monday that “Open carry is the law of the state.”

In other words, if people don’t die from the state’s recent elimination of mandated vaccines, you can now simply shoot them. Alas, Florida was actually the last Republican-state to have banned open carry. So much for that. And sorry, if you look at the statistics, moving to a blue state won’t make much of a difference. We do need that well regulated militia, eh? 

On the positive side in the Sunshine State, WDW at the moment remains gun-free. in 2024 they even eliminated their Frontierland Shootin’ Arcade. So if you’re thinking of retiring to Florida, you might want to consider a condo in the castle next door to the Bibbidi Bobbidi Boutique. The only potentially fatal danger is exposure to the music from the nearby “it’s a small world” attraction.