#184 In which we keep the traffic moving

We here at ConstiToonies HQ are glad to hear that the Federal Government, AKA the people who are in the midst of a general shutdown combined with a layoff jamboree, have plenty of time despite their woes to attack NYC’s plans to add a bus lane to busy 34th Street, which goes east-west across Manhattan. Other similar bus lanes have proven effective in speeding up traffic and minimizing accidents, which we guess makes them into some sort of Democrat commie antifa plot to make America ungreat again. We know that the man of wealth and taste hates NYC, pretty much in direct proportion to how much NYC hates the man of wealth and taste; after all, they know him the best. This is just another example of one of his undying vendettas: “You don’t love me? Then I’ll get you, and your little buses too!” Most old people, when they retire to Florida from New York, put their city pasts behind them. Sadly, when Trump went to Florida, he didn’t retire, and his venom against his old home town knows no end date. As always, with things like this, one wonders if he doesn’t have anything better to do with his time, given his Day Job.