#191 In which we are teed up and teed off

The ConstiToonies Environmental Protection Department reports that the man of wealth and taste is going to start up a bit of oil drilling in the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge. Our EPD tells us this is one of the last large tracts of wilderness in the country, so of course the present administration would set about deflowering it. After all, isn’t that what they’re all about? And if you were wondering, the rubble from the East Wing is presently being dumped at a nearby golf course where apparently it’s going to be used for creating new sand traps and beverage carts. If they run out of room on the fourteenth hole, they can always trek the rest of the debris up to Alaska. Who’s going to notice? 




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