#194 In which tomorrow belongs to them

The Department of Labor has finally found a use for all those out-of-work Aryan supremacist artists we all always worry about. They call it the Blue Collar Boom ad campaign, and it mostly features young Nazis who surreptitiously moonlight as Chuck Tingle cover models. (No offense to Dr. Tingle.) You can get some details and some art for your playroom at https://boingboing.net/2025/10/27/trump-labor-dept-promotes-aryan-workforce-in-creepy-nazi-style-ad-campaign.html. We here at ConstiToonies HQ think that this is simply a result of the man of wealth and taste’s latest refugee policy, bringing the annual number down from 125,000 to 7,500. The thing is, that lucky 7,500 are mostly those desperate racially abused White war-torn South Africans that populate Trump’s private mythology. They’re all going to need jobs, and we can’t imagine the children of apartheid being unhappy at seeing their old culture’s ideals so lovingly presented to them. 

The sun on the meadow is summery warm…





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