#196 In which … [etc etc etc etc] … Burma-Shave!

This was a new one on the ConstiToonies folks outside of our crack Medical Team. It’s called pseudofolliculitis barbae, a condition that causes skin distress after shaving. It’s estimated to affect over half of Black men and about zero percent of white men. And good old Pete Megadeath, the white man Secretary of the newly named Hootin’ and Hollerin’ Department, has now eliminated longterm medical waivers for folks suffering from the condition. After all, Petey is cracking down on facial hair in general—and women, and flabby brass, although apparently slim, trim Donald Trump gets a pass whenever he waddles through the halls of the Pentagon. We understand that Megadeath is so anti-beaver he even refuses to treat his sore throat with Smith Brothers Cough Drops, although that may just be a rumor; Trade and Mark were unavailable for comment.


Hashtag MAWA, hashtag Make America White Again. 





 

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