#208 In which we were hoping for the Russell Brand comeback tour

Every weekday we here at ConstiToonies HQ pick something to satirize in our comic. But at the same time, every weekday we collect enough fodder for twenty comics. We hate to let these go by, so here’s a couple you can look up for yourself and make your own comics. 


On the fashion front, RFK, Jr., AKA The Butcher of Washington, always wears extra-skinny ties from a company that specializes in extra skinny ties. Meanwhile, Disney executives are predicting fewer international WDW visitors because the odds are 50-50 they’ll end up in the Magic Kingdom or an ICE holding cell. Greenland, which has one Asian-inspired restaurant (apparently all those Chinese invaders are suffering through the local blubber specialities), a restaurant accused of having hairs in their soup, by the way—we studiously follow Greenlandic Yelp here at CHQ—has its natives and Danish compatriots wearing “Nu det NU UK!” Hats, which liberally translates as MAGA—Make America Go Away. And it’s a good idea if you’re looking to learn about women’s studies or the philosophy of Plato, you stay away from Texas, where both are now being banned by their seats of higher (sic) learning. 


And, oh yeah, the man of wealth and taste has announced a ceremony on May 17 to rededicate America to God. If you happened to miss the ceremony where America was dedicated to God in the first place, you can join most historians who are shaking their collective head in wonderment. Except in Texas, of course.  





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