#218 In which we take no for an answer

Let’s see. Anything of note happening while we’re waiting for the No Peace Prize President to bomb Iran?

  • FLOTUS will be chairing a meeting of the UN Security Council. Who knew stiletto heels were such an international issue? 
  • The man of wealth and taste does not like the official portrait of him painted during his first term. He wants something that summarizes both his terms. The original artist has responded by dying in 2022.
  • Pete Megadeath, the cabinet member in charge of the department of Hootin’ and Hollerin’, wants to ban tuition assistance for military officers who want to go to schools Megadeath doesn’t like. For instance, Harvard. We do, however, understand that generals interested in advancing their educations will be welcome at Trump University if it ever reopens. 
  • Speaking of congressional confirmations (see below), Jeremy Carl, President Trump’s nominee for a senior State Department post, didn’t seem able to explain his theories of the threat to whiteness, despite being the author of “The Unprotected Class: How Anti-White Racism Is Tearing America Apart.” One has to ask, where does Trump dig up these people?



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